The Higher Someone's Profile, The Easier It

You Know, Back In The 1950s And '60s, When J. Edgar Hoover Was Making The Fbi The Respected Organization It Used To Be, Oftentimes They Would Find A Fugitive And Basically Have His House Surrounded, And Then Put Out A Press Release Saying He Was On The Top 10 Most Wanted List. And 10 Minutes Later, He'd Be Arrested.

After All These Years, It's Still Amazing What Obama Is Allowed To Get Away With. He Says Low Gas Prices In 2009 Were Caused By A Terrible Economy, But Then Claims That The Lower Number Of Illegal Aliens Crossing The Border Is Because Of His Border Policies, Not The Same Lousy Economy.

Nobody Has Ever Denied That When It Comes To His Trade - Gigolo - John Forbes Kerry Is One Of The All-time Greats. He's In The Gigolo Hall Of Fame. See, A Really Good Gigolo Might Snag One Heiress In A Lifetime With A Nine-figure Trust Fund. Kerry Has Married Two. When It Comes To Gigolos, He's Steve Jobs.

Which Of The Following Two Groups Contains The Most Former Grand Dragons Of The Ku Klux Klan - The First 59 Tea Party People You Run Into This Morning, Or The U.s. Senate Democratic Caucus?

In The End, That's What It Comes Down To With Mitt Romney. He's Running As The Non-barack Obama.