In The End, That's What It Comes

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

Barack Obama Is Like The Old Joke About Boats. The Two Best Days Of Owning A Boat Are The Day You Buy It And The Day You Sell It.

You Know, Back In The 1950s And '60s, When J. Edgar Hoover Was Making The Fbi The Respected Organization It Used To Be, Oftentimes They Would Find A Fugitive And Basically Have His House Surrounded, And Then Put Out A Press Release Saying He Was On The Top 10 Most Wanted List. And 10 Minutes Later, He'd Be Arrested.

The Higher Someone's Profile, The Easier It Is For A Defendant To Trade Him Up To The Feds. Mr. Big Is Always A Better Catch Than Mr. Small.

You Must Understand Printing Lies About Republican Candidates Is Ok. It's Called Vetting. Printing The Truth About Liberals - That's Called "swift-boating."