Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or

After All These Years, It's Still Amazing What Obama Is Allowed To Get Away With. He Says Low Gas Prices In 2009 Were Caused By A Terrible Economy, But Then Claims That The Lower Number Of Illegal Aliens Crossing The Border Is Because Of His Border Policies, Not The Same Lousy Economy.

Barack Obama Is Like The Old Joke About Boats. The Two Best Days Of Owning A Boat Are The Day You Buy It And The Day You Sell It.

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

The Higher Someone's Profile, The Easier It Is For A Defendant To Trade Him Up To The Feds. Mr. Big Is Always A Better Catch Than Mr. Small.

Scott Brown May Be The Last Republican To Win A Statewide Fight In Massachusetts For A Very Long Time. He Caught The Machine Flat-footed In January 2010 When He Out-hustled Martha Coakley And Stole The Senate Seat Ted Kennedy Held All Those Years. And Since Then, The Democrats Haven't Lost A Single Statewide Fight.