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Barack Obama Is Like The Old Joke About Boats. The Two Best Days Of Owning A Boat Are The Day You Buy It And The Day You Sell It.

I Used To Think Cape Wind Was A Great Idea. That Was When Ted Kennedy Was Alive And Railing About How He Might Spill His Chivas If He Had To Keep Maneuvering The Mya Around All Those Noisy Seagull-murdering Wind Turbines. Anything Ted Kennedy Was Against, I Was For.

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

Joe Biden Was First Elected To The Senate In 1972 At Age 30. Somewhere Around 1992, He Should Have Had To Go Out And Get A Real Job.

As Much As The Democrats Try To Change The Subject, This Election Will Be About Barack Obama, Period. Mitt's Speech Last Night Hit All The Right Notes, But This Fight Is Not About Him. He's Just The Vessel. Now The Question Is, Does This Guy At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Who Thinks The Private Sector Is Doing Fine Get Another Four Years?