Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything -

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.