Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.