Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.