[science Is] The Literature Of Truth.

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.

You Cannot Analyze A Kiss Any More Than You Can Dissect The Fragrance Of Flowers.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

Fun Is A Sugar-coated Physic.

Metaphysics Is The Science Of Proving What We Don't Understand.