Fun Is A Sugar-coated Physic.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

No One Can Disgrace Us But Ourselves.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.

There Is A Sort Of Charm In Ugliness, If The Person Has Some Redeeming Qualities And Is Only Ugly Enough.