The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is

Experience Is A School Where A Man Learns What A Big Fool He Has Been.

Our Continual Desire For Praise Ought To Convince Us Of Our Mortality, If Nothing Else Will.

There Never Yet Was A Mother Who Taught Her Child To Be An Infidel.

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

To Enjoy A Good Reputation, Give Publicly, And Steal Privately.