Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy

Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its Power.

It's Not What We Don't Know That Prevents Us From Succeeding; It's What We Know That Just Ain't So That Is Our Greatest Obstacle.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Morally Considered, Laughter Is Next To The Ten Commandments.

Occasions Are Rare; And Those, Who Know How To Seize Upon Them, Are Rarer.