Romantic Love Is Mental Illness. But It's

My Other Hobby, Because I Just Love Any Job With A Gavel, Is Auctioneer. And I So Often Have Presided Over Charity Auctions In New York That Many Years Ago Sotheby's Sent Me My Own Gavel. Now, The Sotheby's Gavel Is Infinitely More Elegant--it Came In A Little Velvet Bag, With "sotheby's" Inscribed In Gold. It Hangs In My Library. I Feel That Everyone Has Occasion To Use A Gavel At Various Times Everyday, They Just Don't Think Of It.

If You Can Stay In Love For More Than Two Years, You're On Something.

If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His Child A Drum.

Life Is Something To Do When You Can't Get To Sleep.

A Salad Is Not A Meal, It Is A Style.