If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His

When I Was Young, Boys Didn't Type.

Ever Since I Was A Little Child, I Refused To See Movies Of Books That I Loved. Because You Already Know What Heidi Looks Like And She Doesn't Look Like Shirley Temple.

Calling A Taxi In Texas Is Like Calling A Rabbi In Iraq.

The Effect Of Aids Was Like A War In A Minute Country. Like, In World War I, A Whole Generation Of Englishmen Died All At Once. And With Aids, A Whole Generation Of Gay Men Died Practically All At Once, Within A Couple Of Years.

Children Do Not Really Need Money. After All, They Don't Have To Pay Rent Or Send Mailgrams.