Ever Since I Was A Little Child,

All God's Children Are Not Beautiful. Most Of God's Children Are, In Fact, Barely Presentable.

To Me, O'hara Is The Real Fitzgerald.

If You Want To Get Ahead In This World Get A Lawyer -- Not A Book.

Raisins Are A Thing That Lasts, They Come In Small Boxes, And You Always Feel Like Eating Raisins, Even At Six In The Morning. A Raisin Is Always An Appropriate Snack.

What People Don't Know Is: Clothes Don't Really Fit You Unless They're Made For You. Especially When You Wear Men's Clothes, Like I Do. American Women Think That Clothes Fit Them If They Can Fit Into Them. But That's Not At All What Fit Means.