Rock Against Drugs, What A Name. Somebody

I Have Lived A Carnal Life. My View Of Life Is 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!' I Don't Have To Go Through The Thing Of Paying For It In The Next Life. I Know I'm Screwed In The Next Life.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.