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When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.