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I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.