When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.