I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.