People On Dates Shouldn't Even Be Allowed

I Once Had A Leather Jacket That Got Ruined In The Rain. Why Does Moisture Ruin Leather? Aren't Cows Outside A Lot Of The Time? When It's Raining, Do Cows Go Up To The Farmhouse, "let Us In! We're All Wearing Leather! Open The Door! We're Going To Ruin The Whole Outfit Here!"

Why Is It Illegal To Park In A Handicapped Parking Space But Okay To Go The Bathroom In A Handicapped Stall?

You'll Fold Faster Than Superman On Laundry Day

If You Go To A Bad Movie, It's Two Hours. If You're In A Bad Movie, It's Two Years.

Men Like A Ref Decision Because They Just Want To Get Back To The Game.