People Are Always Asking Me How Much

Age To Me Means Nothing. I Can't Get Old; I'm Working. I Was Old When I Was Twenty-one And Out Of Work. As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young. When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

People Are Always Asking Me How Much I'm Worth. Well, All I Can Say Is, I've Got Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life. As Long As I Die In The Next 20 Minutes.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.