Only Fools Live In The Past Or

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.