I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

Trevino Is In A League By Himself. We Don't Even Count Him. We Figure When You Come In Second, You're A Winner.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.