(on Seeing A Former Lover For The

If You Know Your Bible And Your Shakespeare And Can Shoot Craps, You Have A Liberal Education.

I'm Not At My Best When I Moralize Or Philosophize. Logic Is Elusive, Especially To One Who So Rarely Uses It.

If You Really Want To Help The American Theater, Don't Be An Actress, Dahling. Be An Audience.

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.