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Bette [davis] And I Are Good Friends. There's Nothing I Wouldn't Say To Her Face - Both Of Them.

I'm Not At My Best When I Moralize Or Philosophize. Logic Is Elusive, Especially To One Who So Rarely Uses It.

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.