In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed

It's Unlikely I'll Ever Submit To A Psychiatrist's Couch. I Don't Want Some Stranger Prowling Around Through My Psyche, Monkeying With My Id. I Don't Need An Analyst To Tell Me That I Have Never Had Any Sense Of Security. Who Has?

They Used To Photograph Shirley Temple Through Gauze. They Should Photograph Me Through Linoleum.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

Working On Television Is Like Being Shot Out Of A Cannon. They Cram You All Up With Rehearsals, Then Someone Lights A Fuse And - .bang! - There You Are In Someone's Living Room.

If I Had To Live My Life Again, I'd Make The Same Mistakes, Only Sooner.