Oh, When I Was A Kid In

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. When I Went On The Roller Coaster, My Old Man Told Me To Stand Up Straight.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.