Now That Obama Is At War In

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.