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Now That Obama Is At War In A 3rd Country, Does That Mean He Has To Give Back His Nobel Peace Prize?

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In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.