Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely

If I Won The Lottery I'd Start A Charity That Helped Little Family Hardware Stores, Cobblers And Fruit Shops Open In City Centres.

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

I Wanted To Write About How People's Beliefs Shift.

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

Yuri Gagarin, The First Man In Space, May Have Had His Charms, But He Really Couldn't Be Considered Hip.