I Wanted To Write About How People's

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

I Feel Sorry For Many Politicians We Expect Them To Be Completely Consistent And Moralised When We're Not.

Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'... They Say 'president', We Say 'stupid Psychopathic Git.

I Did Six Series For The Bbc And That Was Enough. I've Been Writing For Ten Years, Which Is More Challenging Artistically.