Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have

When A Man Comes To Me For Advice, I Find Out The Kind Of Advice He Wants, And I Give It To Him.

There Never Yet Was A Mother Who Taught Her Child To Be An Infidel.

If A Man Is Right, He Can't Be Too Radical; If He Is Wrong, He Can't Be Too Conservative.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.