The Devil Is The Father Of Lies,

Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its Power.

Health Is Like Money, We Never Have A True Idea Of Its Value Until We Lose It.

Consider The Postage Stamp: Its Usefulness Consists In The Ability To Stick To One Thing Till It Gets There.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Ill-nature Is A Sort Of Running Sore Of The Disposition.