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Never Run Into Debt, Not If You Can Find Anything Else To Run Into.

I Haven't Got As Much Money As Some Folks, But I've Got As Much Impudence As Any Of Them, And That's The Next Thing To Money.

Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Fun Is A Sugar-coated Physic.