A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise

The Easiest Thing For Our Friends To Discover In Us, And The Hardest Thing For Us To Discover In Ourselves, Is That We Are Growing Old.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.