Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

Plenty Of Folks Are So Contrary That If They Should Fall Into The River, They Would Insist Upon Floating Upstream.

As Scarce As Truth Is, The Supply Has Always Been In Excess Of The Demand.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.