The Time To Pray Is Not When

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

It Ain't Because Lovers Are So Sensitive That They Quarrel So Often; It Is Because There Is So Much Fun N The Making Up.

Rivalry And Envy Are Siamese Twins.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.