When A Man Comes To Me For

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

I Hate To Be A Kicker, I Always Long For Peace, But The Wheel That Does The Squeaking, Is The One That Gets The Grease.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.