Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than

The Dog That Will Follow Everbody Ain't Worth A Curse.

Early Genius, Like Early Cabbage, Does Not Head Well.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

It Is A Statistical Fact That The Wicked Work Harder To Reach Hell Than The Righteous Do To Enter Heaven

Ignorance Is The Wet-nurse Of Prejudice.