Ignorance Is The Wet-nurse Of Prejudice.

Everybody In This World Wants Watching, But Nobody More Than Ourselves.

To Bring Up A Child In The Way He Should Go, Travel That Way Yourself Once In A While.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Prejudice Assumes The Garb Of Reason, But The Cheat Is Too Thin.