Prejudice Assumes The Garb Of Reason, But

The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

One Of The Rarest Things That A Man Ever Does, Is To Do The Best He Can.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.