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As A General Rule, If You Want To Get At The Truth - Hear Both Sides And Believe Neither.

I Never Question A Success, Any More Than I Do The Right Of A Bulldog To Lie In His Own Gateway.

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

The Best Way To Convince A Fool That He Is Wrong Is To Let Him Have His Own Way.