My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.