My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!