My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People. Leave 'em Ta Hell Alone.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Be Skinned More Than Once.

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.