Man Is The Only Animal That Can

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

All Of Us Have Schnozzles... If Not In Our Faces, Then In Our Character, Minds Or Habits. When We Admit Our Schnozzles, Instead Of Defending Them, We Begin To Laugh, And The World Laughs With Us.