My Ex-girlfriend Owned A Parakeet…oh My God,

One Of My Favorite Things On The Show Was Just Getting To Do My Own Monologue And Talking About Someone Who Killed Themselves, Or Making A Joke About Some Horrible Tragedy - I Love Being Able To Fight For And Get On Tv. I Just Think It's So Different.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

I'll Be Very Busy, Which Is All I Need.

I Don't Ever Want To Have Kids Of My Own. But I Do Want A Lot Of Kids.

Disgusting. I Just Found My Grandpa's Viagra. I Swear, I Almost Puked From Eating So Many.