Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The

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With Comics, You Always Talk About A Big Break, But There Are A Lot Of Big Breaks In Your Life And Not One Of Them Makes A Big Difference.

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

My Mom's Been Having A Hard Time Lately. She Just Found Out That She Has To Have Both Of Her Breasts Removed - If She's Ever Going To Be Good At Golf.

I Like Seeing What The Comedian Thinks Is Funny, Not Just What They Think I'll Think Is Funny.