Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

Los Angeles Is A Very Transient Town. It's The Only Place I Know Where You Can Actually Rent A Dog.

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

My Mother Was The Worst Cook Ever. In School, When We Traded Lunches, I Had To Throw In An Article Of Clothing.