Maybe I'm Delusional But I'm Usually Funny.

If The Media Isnt Slanted Toward The Left, Why Is Everyone So Worried About My Affiliation With Glenn Beck But Not With Alec Baldwin?

I Cook A Little Bit. I Make A Hungarian Dish Called Chicken Paprikash That's Out Of This World. I'll Give A Heads-up To All Of Your Readers That It Doesn't Have To Be Between Thai And Mexican Every Night. Toss Some Hungarian In Every Once In A While. You Will Not Be Sorry. Good, Solid Peasant Food.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

It's Funny When You're A Kid How You Can Acclimate To Almost Anything.

I'm A Sort Of Nuts-and-bolts Guy. I'm Into Turning Wrenches And Swinging A Hammer And Wrenching On Cars.